Friday, 13 February 2009

This week's UK cinema releases


Happy Friday 13th everybody

Here's the 411 on what hits the screens this weekend...

Friday 13th

Pretty people being terrorised by a man in a hockey mask. The director of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake brings you a fourth instalment of the slasher franchise.


Bolt

Hmmmmmm... Monsters Vs. Aliens looks WAY better. And even though it's just her voice, and not her chipmunk teeth, we can't stomach Miley Cyrus in anything.


Hotel For Dogs

Unsubscribe x1 billion.

Notorious

This is the story of Notorious B.I.G. Only in this version, Biggie isn't a crack-dealing, gun-toting gangster. A glorified TV movie which belongs on Channel 5.


Pink Panther 2

"The world's greatest detective isn't what he used to be."
i.e. Funny. Oh Steve Martin, why would you do this? And why would you do this twice?

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Fiiiiinally, something actually worth seeing this week. I don't like Woody Allen films as a rule... I know this is tantamount to sacrilege, especially on a movie blog, but this one gets off to a good start by not having Woody Allen in front of the camera. Instead, there's a very pretty ensemble of Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson and Brit newcomer Rebecca Hall sharing the screen with an equally pretty Spanish setting and soundtrack.

Also released today:
Ayan
Billo Barber
Moscow, Belgium
F*CK
Three Monkeys
Tyson

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