Straight To Video @ The Garage, London

The Freelance Hellraiser & The 20th Century Fox will be playing soundtracks, re-edits of scores and that kinda shit at the snazzy new GARAGE in Islington on SATURDAY 4 JULY.
We've been entrusted with our very own room.

We're hoping we'll be able to offer you the following:
• Some new music*
• The premiere of our new Straight To Video film-based visuals**

*This depends whether The Freelance Hellraiser has done the edits he was talking about a few weeks ago.
**This depends whether The 20th Century Fox has actually made them. (She started, but then got distracted by Wimbledon. And there's loads of Celebrity Masterchef to catch up with on Sky Plus. And she hasn't checked if there's anything to play them on. She's a bit shit all round really.)

Straight To Video @ International Hi-Fi
Saturday 4 July
The Garage
20-22 Highbury Corner
N5 1RD
(beginning of Holloway Road,
opposite Highbury & Islington tube station)
10pm-4am
£7

Buy Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_london&query=detail&event=330475&interface=garage1
Map: http://www.thegarage.co.uk/cms/index.php?id=75

John Williams would be proud

The Jacknife Lee sent us this last week:

Beauty Pageant Star Wars Trumpet - Watch more Funny Videos

There are so many quite obviously amazing things about our Stacy - her camel toe, her musical prowess and her Leticia Dean circa 1985 barnet, to name but a few. But her massively inelegant stance during the trumpet-playing portions of the sterling choreography has to be the best bit though, right?

I hope she won. She'd kick Susan Boyle's arse on Britain's Got Talent any day of the week. Fact.

In other news, we've got some new dates to announce very soon. Stay tuned...