Renowned purveyors of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, Us Weekly and The Sun, are reporting that a Sex & The City sequel has been confirmed.
According to 'a source', "Not all the contracts have been signed, but everyone is on board."
Now, everyone knows that quotes from 'sources' are made up on the spot in a cynical attempt to give the piece credibility. So...
A source from Sex & The City Headquarters in actual New York, who is also a close friend of Carrie Bradshaw, called Straight To Video only this morning and told us, "There might be a second Sex & The City movie." You heard it here third.
It's also been reported that one of the four ladies will be killed off, yada yada...
Dear Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha,
If the sequel does go ahead, can we please not be subjected to that disgusting dirtbag Fergie doing the theme again? Aaron Zigman is more than welcome to stay on for the scoring though.
Yours sincerely,
The 20th Century Fox
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