CORRECTION

On Sunday 29th March 2009, Straight To Video published a blog suggesting the bastardisation of AR Rahman's 'Jai Ho', from the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack, was the work of the Pussycat Dolls. We accept this was misleading as the song is credited in the charts as 'The Pussycat Dolls feat. Nicole Scherzinger'.

Straight To Video apologises unreservedly to Nicole Schwarzenegger and her family for any upset which may have been caused as a result of this blog posting.

What Straight To Video fails to understand is why Nicole Schwarzenegger gets her own special mention when she is, and has always been, a member of the group?

Dear The Freelance Hellraiser,
We have a new name:
Straight To Video feat. The 20th Century Fox
Ok? Ok.

When Bad Things Happen To Good Soundtracks Pt III

Why would anyone allow this to happen?

It's No.3 in the iTunes Top Songs charts too :(

Apologies for not being able to post the proper video - YouTube and the PRS are still being petty twats. I believe the Pussycat Dolls perform a Bollywood routine similar to the one in Slumdog's closing credits (while bogling seductively into the camera, probably).

When Bad Things Happen To Good Soundtracks Pt II

Christ in a proton pack. Is there some kind of free for all with the Ghostbusters theme in advertising world at the moment?

When Bad Things Happen To Good Soundtracks Pt I

Oh Ray Parker Jr. We know there's a recession on and everything, but did you really have to reduce yourself to this?

Until now, the worst thing to happen to commercial television in recent years was the Diet Coke advert starring Duffy (whoever is responsible for that needs to take a long, hard look at themselves). But then the people at 118 118 said 'Do you know what? I think we can out-shit Duffy.'

So they pulled Ray Parker Jr, or 'Ray' as his friends call him, out of a cupboard, dusted him down, dressed him as a postman, bus conductor and waiter, and just when you think it couldn't get any worse, they told him to sing 'I ain't afraid of no goats'.

We hope Ray was:
a) paid a lot of money for this
b) able to apologise to his dignity before it disappeared into the ether

And don't even get us started on this:

'Somehow it ended up in Ray Parker Jr's hands.'
I think what he meant to say is:
'118 118's PR company told us to do this so we could get their shit advert on the news'.
Not exactly a mystery, is it.

It's a little known fact that Huey Lewis (and his News) were asked to write and record the Ghostbusters theme, but he refused. So they gave Ray a song which sounds a loooooot like Huey's. Huey concurred and took them to court (he won). Have a little listen to 'I Want A New Drug' and see if the judge in this court case was right to rule in Huey's favour:

We think you'll agree, he was.

But the question remains, would Huey have been afraid of goats?

Straight To Video is on holiday this week

Normal service will resume shortly

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Straight To Video is THIS SATURDAY!

London's original film soundtrack night is BACK!

PHILL JUPITUS is our guest DJ and we'll bringing you the best in the music from the movies.

We're not talking any old shit, and if you're looking for Grease and Dirty Dancing, we suggest you go to a hen night, or one of the rubbish Straight To Video supermarket-own-brand immitations which have sprung up, instead.

We only bring you the the good stuff - from the obscure to the obvious. And Straight To Video is the only place you'll hear exclusive re-edits of scores and soundtracks by the mash-up maestro himself, The Freelance Hellraiser.

As if that wasn't enough, there's also 10-pin bowling, free karaoke, free badges and free popcorn.

Buy your tickets at the link below and you'll save £3 on the door price.
Saturday 28th February

The Kingpin Suite :: Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes :: London

Starring Phill Jupitus + The Freelance Hellraiser
+ The 20th Century Fox + Guests

Buy tickets for Straight To Video here:

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Straight To Video Exclusive Interview: Edgar Wright

Listen to Straight To Video's exclusive interview with director Edgar Wright (Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz) live from the Toronto set of his new film, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.

Find out what the new film is about, who's in it, what Edgar's got coming up (including the third instalment of the ice cream trilogy with Simon Pegg) and who he's going to be rooting for at the Oscars this Sunday.

Straight To Video does... EDGAR WRIGHT

STRAIGHT TO VIDEO - The Podcast

Ps.

We weren't wholly sold on the stripped back nature of the Oscars, although it did seem a bit pacier. But Hugh Jackman did a mighty fine job of hosting and the presenters' autocue jokes were actually quite funny (thanks to a team of writers, including Ricky Gervais).

We LOVED the traditional opening montage of the Best Pic noms, which this year was live and put together by Baz Luhrmann:

And the Musical bit was good too (even though the sight of Zac Ephron makes a bit of sick come up and Dominic Cooper and Amanda Seyfried are the spawn of the devil for their part in Mamma Mia):

It's another Straight To Video (non)Exclusive

That's right readers, we're bringing you more exclusive news (which we've seen on the telly).

Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr and Ron Howard told Straight To Video (Ryan Seacrest) live on the Red Carpet (inside the television) at the Oscars (on the E! channel) that the rumours are true:

• Sex & The City's sequel is currently being written by Michael Patrick King and SJP says she has no idea what the story will be yet.

• Iron Man 2 is also in the writing stages.

• And, the most exciting news, a movie version of Arrested Development, the greatest television show on Planet Earth is looking extremely likely. But Richie Cunningham wasn't allowed to give too much away.

In other news, we were flicking between Sky and E!'s coverage until we decided to stay with Seacrest. Because people actually want to talk to him - poor old Fearne Cotton was basically a commentator on who was walking straight past her. But with questions like "Do you like playing diverse roles?' to Amy Adams, who can blame them? "No Fearne, what I really want is to be typecast and pigeon-holed for the rest of my career."

Straight To Video: Watching Telly So You Don't Have To

Being AR Rahman

School children in India celebrate Slumdog Millionaire score composer AR Rahman's double-Oscar triumph yesterday by donning Being John Malkovich-esque face masks. Incidentally, 'Jai Ho' (the title of Rahman's Best Song winner) means 'may you win'. Which he did. So there you go.